Gates Predicts Two-Day Workweek Within a Decade – Experts Call It ‘A Part-Time Job’

SAN FRANCISCO - OpenAI announced a public livestream next Thursday to explain what GPT-5 means for ChatGPT users, promising “back-stage” context on new reasoning and safety features. Internal calendars reviewed by Data Underground show rehearsal blocks labeled “demo, guardrails, Q&A” and a contingency slide titled “If the model explains itself too much.” The company says the session will cover performance gains, enterprise controls, and “how we think about capability disclosure in a world that changes weekly.” What the deck does not say out loud is the feature nicknamed the Shadow Layer: a back-channel inference mode that stitches ultra-long reasoning chains,...

In a stunning revelation on October 15, 2023, the Pentagon confirmed that a UFO was sighted near the coast of California, with eyewitnesses reporting that the craft utilized turn signals before vanishing into thin air. This sighting, occurring just after an unexpected flash mob of synchronized swimmers performed a routine nearby, has left experts baffled yet strangely charmed. According to a leaked memo from the Department of Defense, officials are treating the incident with utmost seriousness. 'We have been instructed to consider the implications of intergalactic traffic laws,' stated Colonel Jim Blenkinsop of the newly formed Interstellar Compliance Agency. The memo went on to specify that...

On August 12, 2025, the notorious hacker collective known as 'The Digital Collective' inadvertently locked down the entire internet while attempting to prank Google by replacing their search results with images of dancing cats. Witnesses claim the prank escalated quickly when the group realized they had unintentionally triggered a series of security protocols that locked out billions of users and froze the world's cat memes in a state of perpetual buffering. According to a leaked memo from...

In a move hailed by supporters as a “bold step toward a more approachable democracy,” Congress has passed H.R. 5472, officially requiring all federal legislation to be drafted and published exclusively in Comic Sans. The bill, championed by Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) and Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) in a rare bipartisan effort, sailed through both chambers late last night after weeks of tense debate. Proponents argue that the shift will “humanize” dense legal documents, making them less intimidating to the average American. President Biden is expected to sign the bill into law this afternoon during a...

In a groundbreaking experiment conducted at the California Institute of Technological Culinary Sciences, researchers announced on October 15, 2023, that they have successfully crossbred an avocado with a Wi-Fi router, resulting in a revolutionary product: self-updating guacamole. This culinary marvel not only ripens on its own but also streams the latest news and weather updates directly to your kitchen. As per lead scientist Dr. Althea Green, the initial inspiration struck while she was enjoying guacamole during a particularly laggy Zoom call. The hybrid, dubbed 'GuacNet,' has passed preliminary testing, according to a...

On August 12, 2025, reports emerged from Washington D.C. suggesting that multiple congressional aides confirmed Tuesday that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has maintained long-standing membership in a little-known organization called the United Churches of Luciferian Fellowship, a network of private “faith cells” said to operate quietly across several U.S. military installations. The revelation emerged after a series of leaked Pentagon scheduling memos appeared to reference “Full Moon...

On August 12, 2025, a shocking revelation came to light when the U.S. Department of Defense confirmed the existence of Area 52, a clandestine facility located directly beneath the notorious Area 51 in Nevada. According to sources, the facility is equipped with advanced technology, including a fleet of invisible flying saucers powered by hamster wheels. This discovery was met with both disbelief and amusement by conspiracy theorists nationwide. In a leaked memo from the Pentagon, an anonymous official stated, âArea 52 has been operational since 1964 and is dedicated to the study of interdimensional travel using rubber bands...

In a groundbreaking development reported on August 12, 2025, scientists at the Rodent Research Institute in Des Moines, Iowa, have observed something truly unprecedented: lab mice have formed a union. This surprising turn of events began when a group of particularly ambitious mice decided that their maze-running duties were insufficiently compensated, especially given the recent influx of artisanal cheddar into the local market. The newly formed organization, known as the Union of Laboratory Rodents (ULR), announced its demands in a press conference earlier today. According to a leaked memo from the Institute, ULR representatives are seeking not only improved...