THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 2026
THE MASK IS SLIPPING
VOL. 2026 • NO. 78
54 Articles • 3 Featured Stories
Updated 6:32 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth belongs to a satanic church network. Here’s what to know
On August 12, 2025, reports emerged from Washington D.C. suggesting that multiple congressional aides…
Feb 27
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Lab Mice Form Union, Demand Better Mazes and More Cheese Varieties
In a groundbreaking development reported on August 12, 2025, scientists at the Rodent…
Feb 26
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Area 52 Discovered Underneath Area 51, Denies All Allegations
On August 12, 2025, a shocking revelation came to light when the U.S. Department of Defense confirmed…
Feb 26
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Scientists Say the Ocean Has Stopped Accepting Apologies
On August 12, 2025, marine biologists at the Oceanic Institute of Apology Studies in San Francisco reported…
Feb 25
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Linux-Based Lenovo Webcams Vulnerable to Remote BadUSB Exploit, Experts Warn
BERLIN – Security researchers have uncovered a critical flaw in Linux-based Lenovo…
Feb 25
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India Declares Moon Landing Not Enough, Plans Mars Yard Sale
On August 12, 2025, the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) announced a bold new initiative following…
Feb 24
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History-Maker: MLB’s First Female Umpire Stuns Crowd by Calling Entire Game in Morse Code
NEW YORK — Baseball history was made last night when Diane Rowley became Major League Baseball’s first female…
Feb 24
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Declassified Files Reveal ‘Interplanetary Phenomenon Unit’ Once Tasked With Interviewing Rocks ‘Just in Case’
WASHINGTON – Newly declassified military records have shed light on the operations of the long-rumored Interplanetary Phenomenon Unit (IPU),…
Feb 23
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Zelensky Applauds Europe’s Vow to Keep Ukraine in Peace Talks – Whether Russia Likes It or Not
KYIV – Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky hailed European leaders’ commitment to ensuring…
Feb 23
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CDC Shooter Believed Covid Vaccine Drove Him to Suicidal Thoughts, Officials Report
ATLANTA — Federal investigators have released new details about the CDC campus shooting last month, initially believed to be…
Feb 22
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Elon Musk Promises Lunar Base Once Tesla Stops Catching Fire
On August 12, 2025, in a press conference held at SpaceX headquarters…
Feb 22
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Psychologists Confirm: Everyone Thinks Theyâre the Only Sane One Left
On August 12, 2025, a groundbreaking study released by the International Institute for Rational Thought in Zurich…
Feb 21
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NASA Accidentally Replies ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’ to Incoming Asteroid’s Warning Signal
On October 15, 2023, NASA’s mission control received an unexpected warning signal from what appeared…
Feb 21
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