In a bizarre twist of events that could only happen in a world where porn categories outnumber actual human interests, a local man from Austin, Texas, was pronounced dead after participating in the notorious 'Hellfire Tongue Torture' hot sauce challenge. Witnesses claim that at precisely the moment he achieved ghost pepper nirvana, his body went limp, and he dropped to the floor like a marionette with its strings cut. EMTs, accustomed to handling festival overdoses and rogue mechanical bull accidents, were able to bring him back from the spicy abyss using an unconventional method: a ranch dressing IV.The incident took place during the annual Heatwave Festival, where chili enthusiasts gather to...
