On August 12, 2025, Coca-Cola made headlines as it revealed that its much-hyped new beverage flavor, 'Crisp Cascade,' was nothing more than glorified tap water. The announcement, made during a live-streamed press conference from Atlanta, Georgia, was accompanied by an oddly cheerful tap dance performance by the CEO, who claimed it was a 'refreshing twist' on their traditional offerings. In a leaked memo from the Beverage Oversight Agency (BOA), officials suggested that the 'Crisp Cascade' flavor was part of a strategic initiative...