Psychology

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Wedding Cake, Hospitalized Immediately

January 24, 2026 at 7:19 pm

Global

Florida Declares Chicken Fights Official State Sport

January 24, 2026

Government

Cop Arrested After Selling Weed Confiscated From High Schoolers

January 23, 2026

Technology

Grandma Joins OnlyFans, Makes More Than Whole Family Combined

January 23, 2026

Breaking

Woman Divorces Husband After He Refused to Eat Her Edibles

January 22, 2026

Featured

Members of Rotten Appendixes in quarantine.

Punk Band Cancels Show After Everyone Gets Same STD

January 22, 2026 at 2:49 am

An alien caught shoplifting beer at a gas station.

Space Exploration

Alien Caught Shoplifting Beer at Gas Station, Blames “Research”

January 21, 2026 at 5:56 pm

Punk rocker inciting a monkey mosh pit at the zoo

Culture & Society

Local Punk Banned From Zoo After Starting Pit With Monkeys

January 21, 2026 at 2:55 am

Teenager incites circle pit during choir practice

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled for Starting Circle Pit During Choir Practice

January 20, 2026 at 12:51 am

Priest holding lighter near burning altar

Priest Accidentally Lights Altar on Fire While Freebasing

January 20, 2026 at 12:36 am

Naked grandma on scooter in Walmart

Culture & Society

Grandma Banned From Walmart for Riding Scooter Naked

January 19, 2026 at 2:12 am

Billionaire Buys Entire Sun, Immediately Charges Subscription for Daylight

January 19, 2026 at 12:02 am

Man holding Super Soaker in bank

Man Arrested for Trying to Rob Bank With Super Soaker Full of Piss

January 18, 2026 at 1:42 pm

Satan giving speech in Senate chamber

Satan Accidentally Becomes Senator, Poll Numbers Soar

January 18, 2026 at 12:14 am

Hazmat suit inspection at punk house

Culture & Society

Punk House Declared “Biohazard” After 40 Kegs Left in Shower

January 17, 2026 at 9:45 am

Woman with lobsters in condom at Red Lobster

Woman Caught Stealing Lobsters From Red Lobster, Claims “Emotional Support Pets”

January 17, 2026 at 2:51 am

Alien with punk band

Space Exploration

Alien Joins Punk Band, Immediately Quits After First Gig Pays in Beer

January 16, 2026 at 6:30 pm

Brutus the Bouncer Dog

Dog Becomes Bar Bouncer, Bites Anyone Without ID

January 16, 2026 at 12:58 am

Graffiti on airplane wing

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested After Spray Painting Dick on Airplane Wing

January 15, 2026 at 3:31 pm

Pastor Ezekiel Matthews grappling through Times Square

Pastor Accidentally High on PCP, Declares Himself Batman

January 15, 2026 at 2:31 am

Elroy Tusk Demonstrates Breather App

Billionaire Invents New App That Charges You to Breathe

January 14, 2026 at 12:35 am

Punk band member holding guitar amidst power outage chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Band Releases Album So Loud It Shuts Down Power Grid

January 14, 2026 at 12:10 am

Tattooed Grandma at Golden Pines Retirement Village

Grandma Caught Running Illegal Tattoo Parlor in Nursing Home

January 13, 2026 at 2:49 am

Man clutching industrial vaporizer by poolside

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Pool, Hospitalized Immediately

January 13, 2026 at 2:03 am

Bassist joins Nickelback tribute band at controversial venue

Culture & Society

Local Scene Torn Apart After Bassist Joins Nickelback Tribute Band

January 12, 2026 at 10:56 am

Florida Governor wearing flamboyant Crocs

Florida Declares Crocs Official State Shoe

January 12, 2026 at 10:43 am

Punk Rocker Throws Beer Cans

Culture & Society

Punk Rocker Arrested for Throwing Beer Cans at Symphony Orchestra

January 11, 2026 at 9:24 am

Woman hugs roller coaster after wild divorce.

Woman Marries Roller Coaster, Divorces After It “Went Off Rails”

January 11, 2026 at 1:29 am

Pope Francis at DJ booth with Slayer vinyl

Pope Accidentally Booked as Wedding DJ, Plays Only Slayer

January 10, 2026 at 10:55 pm

Drunk alien in Applebee's bathroom

Space Exploration

Alien Found Drunk in Applebee’s Bathroom, Blames Gravity

January 10, 2026 at 2:49 am

Man snorting lines off Waffle House counter

Culture & Society

Man Caught Snorting Lines Off Waffle House Counter

January 9, 2026 at 9:51 pm

Gutter Rats' former tour van at The Rusty Nail

Culture & Society

Punk Band Cancels Tour After Losing Van to Strip Poker Game

January 9, 2026 at 9:58 am

Punk arrested at Guitar Center

Culture & Society

Local Punk Caught Masturbating in Guitar Center Amp Room

January 8, 2026 at 7:48 pm

Satan spotting gym-goer at Hellth & Fitness

Satan Opens CrossFit Gym, Sells Souls for Protein Shakes

January 8, 2026 at 2:48 am

Elderly woman with an octopus face tattoo

Culture & Society

Grandma Gets Face Tattoo, Becomes Local Punk Scene Queen

January 7, 2026 at 11:23 pm

Priest holding phone with confused expression

Priest Accidentally Calls 1-900 Number Instead of God

January 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm

Officer Shock Dance at Police Graduation

Cop Accidentally Tases Self During Police Academy Graduation

January 6, 2026 at 6:50 pm

Punk kid causes chaos at Spelling Bee

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Arrested After Starting Pit at Spelling Bee

January 6, 2026 at 1:08 am

Grimace Mascot Incident

Woman Sues McDonald’s After Grimace Slapped Her Ass

January 5, 2026 at 12:35 am

Billionaire surveys ocean from luxury submarine

Billionaire Buys Entire Ocean, Immediately Pollutes It for Profit

January 5, 2026 at 12:14 am

Interior of punk house with banners

Culture & Society

Punk House Declares Itself Vegan, Still Smells Like Rotting Meat

January 4, 2026 at 9:15 pm

Dog driving an Uber car

Dog Caught Driving Uber, Passengers Say “Better Than Last Guy”

January 4, 2026 at 2:55 am

Man in sauna offering cannabis

Man Joins Gym, Only Uses Sauna to Sell Weed

January 3, 2026 at 9:45 am

Alien resigns from NASA job

Space Exploration

Alien Quits Earth Job After Getting Paid in Exposure

January 3, 2026 at 2:58 am

Pastor Ezekiel broadcasting on Grindr

Pastor Accidentally Hosts Sermon on Grindr Live

January 2, 2026 at 7:40 pm

Punk band performing with kazoos and visible gas clouds

Culture & Society

Punk Band Records Album Using Only Kazoos and Farts

January 2, 2026 at 11:24 am

Man in wedding attire holding an alligator

Florida Man Marries Gator, Files for Divorce After “Too Clingy”

January 1, 2026 at 1:34 pm

Grandma playing poker surrounded by bewildered players

Grandma Accidentally Wins Strip Poker Tournament

January 1, 2026 at 1:32 am

Man confused at Satanic altar with Taco Bell bag

Man Accidentally Joins Satanic Cult While Looking for Taco Bell

December 31, 2025 at 1:36 am

Punk rock chaos at YMCA with stage dive into kiddie pool

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Stage Diving Into Kiddie Pool at YMCA

December 31, 2025 at 1:06 am

Rats in punk house declared petting zoo

Culture & Society

Punk House Collects So Many Rats, Declared ‘Petting Zoo’

December 30, 2025 at 8:57 pm

Pastor-turned-stripper Gerald Vickers performs on stage.

Pastor Quits Church to Become Stripper, Claims “Tips Are Better”

December 30, 2025 at 2:53 am

Elderly woman on roof with hoe and gin bottle.

Grandma Found Drunk on Roof, Claims She’s Defending Property From Aliens

December 29, 2025 at 9:13 pm

Billionaire Elon Stark grinning at computer screen

Billionaire Buys Entire Internet, Immediately Adds Pop-Up Ads

December 29, 2025 at 9:50 am

Pope looking at smartphone inside confessional booth

Pope Accidentally Live-Tweets Drunk Thoughts From Confessional

December 28, 2025 at 10:29 am

Punk musician at church holy water font

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Peeing in Church Holy Water

December 28, 2025 at 12:49 am

Teenager shouting into a fire alarm at school

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Arrested After Using School Fire Alarm as Mic Check

December 27, 2025 at 2:49 pm

Uber car caught in absurd chaos

Woman Sues Uber After Driver Took Her to Ex’s House

December 27, 2025 at 12:04 am

Alien breaking up with human girlfriend

Space Exploration

Alien Breaks Up With Human Girlfriend Over Bad Hygiene

December 26, 2025 at 10:01 pm

Punk band and inflatable chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Band Wins Talent Show, Immediately Banned from High School

December 26, 2025 at 2:22 am

Meth Head Race in Florida

Florida Declares Meth Head Races Official State Sport

December 25, 2025 at 12:27 pm

Police escorting Carl Drummond out of Spirit Halloween

Man Caught Masturbating in Spirit Halloween, Blames “Possession”

December 25, 2025 at 9:39 am

Jeremy Thompson surrounded by snacks and smoke

Local Punk Starts GoFundMe for New Guitar, Spends It on Weed

December 24, 2025 at 9:44 pm

Ozzy the punk hero dog at The Anarchist's Armory

Dog Arrested for Biting Cop, Becomes Punk Scene Hero

December 24, 2025 at 1:46 am

Cop car with graffiti

Punk Rocker Arrested for Spray Painting Dick on Cop Car Hood

December 23, 2025 at 3:28 pm

A priest looking embarrassed with a smartphone in hand

Priest Accidentally Plays Pornhub Audio During Sermon

December 23, 2025 at 1:47 am

Mildred Thompson causing a stir at bingo

Grandma Accidentally Flashes Crowd at Bingo, Becomes Legend

December 22, 2025 at 2:35 am

Lance Thrust's airline crashing into capitalism

Billionaire Announces New Airline, All Flights Crash Into Capitalism

December 22, 2025 at 2:04 am

Alien ship hovering over brewery

Space Exploration

Alien Refuses to Abduct Earthlings Until Planet Pays Ransom in Beer

December 21, 2025 at 2:59 am

Man hospitalized after vaping Doritos

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Bag of Doritos, Hospitalized Immediately

December 21, 2025 at 2:46 am

Mosh pit at funeral

Culture & Society

Punk Band Plays Funeral, Starts Pit in Front Row

December 20, 2025 at 12:55 am

A woman passionately arguing with police about scientific condom use.

Woman Arrested for Shoplifting 400 Condoms, Claims It’s “For Science”

December 20, 2025 at 12:08 am

Illegal punk casino basement

Culture & Society

Local Punk Turns House Show Into Illegal Casino

December 19, 2025 at 9:02 pm

Pastor holding gummy bears in front of a pulpit.

Pastor Accidentally Eats Edibles, Declares “Jesus Is Chill as Hell”

December 19, 2025 at 2:35 am

Satan arguing with police over GPS error

Satan Caught Speeding in School Zone, Blames GPS

December 18, 2025 at 6:54 pm

Student wielding drumsticks on dodgeball court

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled for Using Drumsticks as Weapons in Dodgeball

December 18, 2025 at 12:45 am

Empty Arby's kitchen with scattered curly fries

Man Breaks Into Arby’s, Steals Nothing But Curly Fries

December 17, 2025 at 2:21 am

Labrador Retriever in a Suit Announces Candidacy

Dog Runs for Congress, Promises Free Bones for All

December 17, 2025 at 1:27 am

Punk mooning school board captured

Local Punk Arrested for Mooning School Board Meeting

December 16, 2025 at 10:58 am

Pope Francis reacting to an unexpected WhatsApp notification

Pope Accidentally Ends Up in Group Chat Called “Booty Pics Only”

December 16, 2025 at 12:23 am

Wedding ceremony with blow-up doll

Man Marries Blow-Up Doll, Gets Divorced Over “Inflated Ego”

December 15, 2025 at 10:05 pm

Exasperated alien barista resigning at Starbucks.

Space Exploration

Alien Quits Job at Starbucks After Dealing With Too Many Karens

December 15, 2025 at 5:15 pm

Flat Earther holding duct-tape flag on Everest

Flat Earther Climbs Everest to Prove Theory, Still Thinks It’s Flat

December 14, 2025 at 11:21 pm