Alien Refuses to Abduct Earthlings Until Planet Pays Ransom in Beer

In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in today's world, a woman has reportedly married an ATM machine after it displayed signs of affection by projecting a holographic ufo during her transactions. The nuptials took place outside a Bank of America branch in downtown Los Angeles, drawing a curious crowd of onlookers and bewildered tourists. The marriage was...

Last night, the unthinkable happened at Chuckle Hut in Brooklyn as Satan himself materialized on stage, delivering a fiery five-minute set that had audiences laughing harder than a nun discovering Tinder for the first time. Patrons at the club first thought it was an elaborate prank until the smell of brimstone and the distinct hum of eternal damnation filled the room, prompting one audience member to quip, “Who knew Hell had such great acoustics?”According to eyewitnesses, the Prince of Darkness wasted...

In a groundbreaking move blending independent publishing with adult entertainment, gritty Brooklyn punk zine "Riotous Harmony" has found its financial salvation by launching exclusively on OnlyFans, sparking both chaos and curiosity. Released on September 1, the first issue featured an editorial that boldly combined anarchist poetry with tastefully curated nudes of the editorial staff, immediately attracting thousands of subscribers including...