Dog Caught Shoplifting Bones From Petco, Goes Viral on TikTok

In a lawsuit that has left legal experts clutching their pearls and fast-food enthusiasts shaking their heads, an Illinois woman is suing the popular dating app Tinder for emotional distress after her date took her to an Arby’s in downtown Chicago on their first rendezvous. Sheila Greenberg claims her expectations were utterly defiled when instead of a candle-lit dinner, she was presented with a...

In an incident that would make even Sid Vicious blush, a seventh-grade student at Lincoln Middle School in Columbus, Ohio, incited a lunchroom mosh pit that resulted in chaos and several spilled trays of questionable beef stroganoff. Witnesses say the pint-sized punk pulled off his hoodie to reveal a spiked leather vest before launching himself off a table into a sea of confused twelve-year-olds, shouting lyrics that sounded vaguely like "Fight For Your Right to Spaghetti!" The cafeteria...

In a shocking intergalactic announcement today, an alien envoy from the Zorblaxian Federation delivered a searing critique of Earth’s cultural practices at the United Nations headquarters, before promptly departing. The alien, a shimmering being who introduced itself as Ambassador Glorg, labeled our planet “too horny” after accidentally tuning into several...