New Netflix Show Follows Janitors Who Clean Up After Raves

September 02, 2025—In a courtroom spectacle that has left Los Angeles buzzing, Satan has appeared in court, suing the International Association of Exorcists (IAE) for defamation after allegedly being linked to a scandalous rise in sex toy malfunctions. The Dark Lord, decked out in a tailored Armani suit with a red silk tie that seemed to shimmer with hellfire, claims exorcists have wrongly accused him of causing widespread, unsatisfactory orgasms across the city. "I may be the Prince of Darkness, but I'm not a buzzkill," Satan quipped to reporters, lighting a clove cigarette...

September 02, 2025: In a shocking turn of events, local punk rocker Sid Shambles was discovered alive today, buried under a pile of sex dolls and empty beer bottles in his Newark apartment. Shambles, notorious for his on-stage antics and off-stage debt, faked his own death to dodge a mountain of Venmo requests,...

September 02, 2025, Boston – In a shocking twist, MIT researchers announced today that beer, particularly when consumed in bars featuring black-market live goat strip shows, is more effective than traditional therapy. According to the study, the ambiance of such establishments, combined with cheap, flat beer, provides a euphoric effect rivaling that of a year's worth of therapy sessions. 'It's about letting go...