PENTAGON — Defense Department officials confirmed they are reviewing new footage of a rod-shaped unidentified flying object streaking over the Pacific Ocean late Monday night. While analysts say the object’s speed and trajectory defy known aircraft capabilities, the Pentagon insists it is “absolutely, unequivocally not the same rod as last week.”
At a press briefing, a spokesperson held up two grainy still frames side by side, pointing out “clear differences” such as “slightly moodier lighting” and “a more assertive tilt angle.” The statement drew skepticism from reporters, some of whom recalled that last week’s object was also described as “rod-like, fast, and pointy at both ends.”
An anonymous defense source told Data Underground that the military stores recovered anomalies in a secure warehouse labeled “Definitely Not Alien Stuff,” next to a locked crate marked “Do Not Open, Even If Bored.”
The new video, captured by a Navy reconnaissance drone, has already been analyzed by multiple independent UFO researchers, all of whom agree it’s “probably related to the other rods in some way, unless there’s a secret sky rod breeding program.”
For now, the Pentagon says the investigation is ongoing and urges the public to avoid “drawing premature conclusions about rod continuity.”
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