In a bizarre twist of spectral infidelity, an OnlyFans model from San Francisco claims her ghost boyfriend cheated on her with another medium. Emily Carter, who has been dating the ethereal figure for over a year, revealed the scandalous betrayal in an emotional TikTok video, suggesting the afterlife is just as messy as Tinder. According to Carter, her transparent beau ‘decided to float his ectoplasmic ass over to some psychic in New Orleans.’ The ghost, whom she affectionately calls Jasper, reportedly got cozy with a rival medium during an astral projection session gone awry.
The spiritual love triangle has captivated the internet and sparked a flurry of memes. In a public statement, Carter’s online medium rival claimed, ‘Ghosts have needs too. Jasper told me his aura was longing for more connection.’ Paranormal experts are divided, with some suggesting this might be the first documented case of metaphysical adultery. Meanwhile, other mediums are cashing in by offering services like ‘Spectral Relationship Counseling’ and ‘Poltergeist Polyamory Workshops.’
Adding a layer of plausibility is the recent rise in supernatural dating apps such as BooFinder and PhantomFlirt. These platforms, leveraging AI technology to match human users with ghostly partners, have reported increased traffic since Carter’s story went viral. According to BooFinder’s CEO, ‘The barrier between realms is thinning thanks to our patented algorithm that aligns soul frequencies.’ Government watchdogs are concerned about privacy issues, especially given the apps’ ability to track spectral locations using cutting-edge ecto-sensors.
The Federal Communications Commission has issued guidelines warning users of potential data breaches in the spiritual realm. Early reports suggest that some ghosts have exploited these vulnerabilities to haunt multiple devices simultaneously. Dubbed ‘Phantom Phishing,’ this phenomenon allows amorous apparitions to swipe right on unsuspecting human targets without consent. Yet users seem undeterred; BooFinder’s user base has grown by 150% in just three months. Critics argue this could lead to a surge in trans-dimensional heartbreak.
As for Emily Carter, she’s already monetizing her heartbreak by launching a new OnlyFans series titled ‘Ghosted: Love Beyond the Veil.’ Experts speculate her story will inspire a surge in spectral self-help books and reality TV shows featuring ghost-human couples navigating their ethereal romances. As Carter herself puts it, ‘If ghosts can cheat, what hope do we have? But hey, at least I’ve got content now.’ With Casper and company upping their game in the dating world, one thing’s clear: love is truly blind—whether or not you’re corporeal.
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