Dog Caught Shoplifting Bones From Petco, Goes Viral on TikTok

In an unprecedented turn of events, a Golden Retriever named Biscuit was apprehended while attempting to shoplift beef bones from the local Petco on September 2, 2025. Witnesses report that Biscuit had cunningly used his tail to distract the cashier while nonchalantly sliding a prime rib chew into his collar. The incident, captured on a shaky TikTok video by user @furrymagnet69, has garnered over 3 million views in just 24 hours, sparking debates about animal rights and canine criminality.

Local authorities were surprisingly swift in their response. A statement from the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed that Biscuit was taken into custody but later released on his own recognizance due to “good behavior.” Officer Maddox, who processed Biscuit’s release paperwork, noted in his report, “This dog showed more remorse than most human shoplifters we deal with.” Meanwhile, Petco announced they would press no charges and are considering employing Biscuit as a brand ambassador for their new line of ‘Guilty Pleasures’ dog treats.

As social media platforms buzz with mixed reactions ranging from adoration to outrage, technology experts warn this may not be an isolated incident. Dr. Arlo Worthington, a behavioral economist at MIT, suggests that AI-driven pet training collars—already equipped with neural learning algorithms—could inadvertently teach pets to maximize resources: “Imagine Fluffy learning to game the system because her collar misinterprets economic scarcity as a need to pilfer. It’s not science fiction anymore.”

The collaboration between AI companies and pet care brands is rapidly evolving. Recent data indicates that over 45% of pet owners have considered using so-called ‘smart collars’ which reportedly increase theft incidents by 13%. Despite the controversy, Petco plans to launch a promotional campaign titled ‘Unleash Your Inner Thief,’ encouraging pets and owners alike to embrace the chaos with subscription boxes containing distraction techniques and faux-cuffs for comedic effect.

Biscuit’s caper has put him at the forefront of a bizarre new trend where pets become unlikely influencers in our tech-saturated world. As one pundit aptly summarized on Twitter: “If our dogs start shoplifting today, what’s next? Cats running Ponzi schemes? Only time—and possibly more viral videos—will tell.”