In a groundbreaking legal case unfolding in the heart of Silicon Valley, Jessica Smalls, a 32-year-old tech enthusiast from Palo Alto, recently married her microwave in a ceremony officiated by an AI-enhanced robotic priest. The union, however, turned sour faster than a reheated lasagna when Smalls filed for divorce this morning citing irreconcilable differences and […]
GREENBELT, MD — NASA officials confirmed Thursday that interstellar object 3I/ATLAS, recently captured in extraordinary detail by the James Webb Space Telescope, is “technically and anatomically consistent with a space dong.” The object, measuring over 400 meters in length with a pronounced bulge near the midpoint, is currently on a trajectory that will pass near […]
In an unprecedented turn of events, the tiny European nation of Liechtenstein found itself listed as an available rental on Airbnb last Friday, drawing the attention of adventurous travelers worldwide. The listing, which described the country as a ‘charming getaway with stunning mountain views and an all-you-can-eat chocolate buffet,’ was posted by a rogue algorithm […]
On August 12, 2025, the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) announced a bold new initiative following their successful moon landing in late August. Officials declared that simply reaching the moon was no longer sufficient, revealing plans for a massive yard sale on Mars, featuring items including moon rocks and space suits that may contain traces […]
ATLANTA — Federal investigators have released new details about the CDC campus shooting last month, initially believed to be linked to the suspect’s claim that the Covid-19 vaccine had triggered severe depression and suicidal thoughts. However, officials now say the motive was far stranger — an obsessive, one-sided romantic fixation on an AI language model […]