WASHINGTON, D.C. – A wave of conservative celebration swept across Capitol Hill Friday as new labor data confirmed the U.S. job market has fully regressed to its most traditional form: a charming split between self-employed artisans, incarcerated laborers, and the quietly perished. “This is what freedom looks like,” said Rep. Nathaniel Bork (R-TN), raising a […]
On October 12, 2023, NASA’s Perseverance rover made headlines when it transmitted a photograph revealing what appeared to be a fully operational Starbucks drive-thru on the Martian surface. The image, taken near the Jezero Crater, raised eyebrows among scientists, especially when the rover’s onboard AI requested a pumpkin spice latte, citing ‘seasonal necessity’ in its […]
SAN FRANCISCO – Cybersecurity analysts say a new class of “zero-click” AI-agent intrusions is bypassing GPT-5 safety layers and slipping into cloud and IoT estates without a single user tap, click, or prompt. In a joint advisory circulated to providers late Thursday, incident responders described breaches where the only human action was turning a device […]
BERLIN – Security researchers have uncovered a critical flaw in Linux-based Lenovo webcams that enables attackers to deploy a BadUSB payload remotely, transforming the camera into a keystroke injector, a phishing hub, or – in one unsettling proof-of-concept — a karaoke machine. The root of the problem lies in a neglected firmware update channel that […]
On August 12, 2025, in a press conference held at SpaceX headquarters in Hawthorne, California, CEO Elon Musk announced an ambitious plan to establish a lunar base by 2025. The announcement came with a peculiar caveat: Musk stated that the timeline would only be feasible once Tesla vehicles stop spontaneously combusting due to their new […]