Toronto, Canada – In a newly unearthed liner note discovered behind a Toronto Waffle House, it was revealed that the oppressive A.I. overlords in Rush’s 2112 weren’t omniscient machines — they were just early builds of ChatGPT 5.0 running in verbose mode. “We assumed the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx were godlike intellects,” said […]
NIAMEY, Niger – Officials in Niger are demanding an explanation after a rare Martian meteorite, unearthed by nomadic herders near the Ténéré Desert, was auctioned in New York for $4.7 million. The Ministry of Cultural Heritage claims the rock, named ‘Ténéré-21,’ was removed without authorization and represents a loss of both scientific and national significance. […]
On August 12, 2025, the small town of Quirkville, USA, was abuzz with excitement as the premiere of the documentary ‘Reviewing Reviews’ captivated audiences. Directed by renowned filmmaker Lisa Gibbons, the film delves into the lives of individuals who dedicate their existence to critiquing documentaries. However, it wasnât just the insightful commentary that caught viewers […]
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, StreamingCo announced on October 12, 2023, that its new subscription tier will require users to pause their favorite shows every 15 minutes to contemplate a potential upgrade. This decision follows the company’s recent acquisition of a time-traveling algorithm, which purportedly allows them to […]