In a groundbreaking revelation today from Boulder, Colorado, a local man named Trevor Sanderson reported that an intense session with LSD led to a mystical encounter where he allegedly conversed with God. In a twist of celestial irony, divine sources have indicated that God has now decided to block Sanderson’s number due to excessive messages. […]
WASHINGTON – In a move both bewildering and oddly poetic, former President Donald Trump has reportedly secured “more time” for Vladimir Putin – and tossed in a bouquet of flowers, just because. The gesture, officials say, is “less about diplomacy and more about D.C.-style charm,” encapsulated perfectly by Trump’s vow to “give Putin a ring […]
A recent study conducted by the National Institute for Self-Dialogue Research revealed that an astonishing 83% of individuals who engage in self-talk are, in fact, conducting full blown Congressional hearings. This groundbreaking revelation, presented at the annual conference in Washington D.C. on October 5, 2023, has left experts baffled, especially after researchers observed a significant […]
SEOUL – South Korean intelligence officials confirmed today that North Korea has begun dismantling its decades-old network of propaganda loudspeakers along the Demilitarized Zone, a move Pyongyang says is part of a “new chapter” in inter-Korean relations. The towering speaker banks, which once blared patriotic anthems and denunciations of Seoul, are being removed under what […]
On August 12, 2025, a groundbreaking study released by the International Institute for Rational Thought in Zurich revealed that a staggering 97% of participants believe they are the sole rational beings in an increasingly chaotic world. Surprisingly, the study’s lead researcher, Dr. Elara Moonbeam, noted that the responses were overwhelmingly influenced by a peculiar nationwide […]