September 02, 2025 – In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through urban planning and offshore banking circles alike, billionaire tech mogul Reginald F. Cashman has purchased the entirety of Bakersfield, California, rebranding it as “Tax Havenistan.” The announcement came shortly after a wild rooftop party at City Hall where half-naked accountants reportedly lit cigars […]
In a groundbreaking move that has left many industry insiders scratching their heads, CEO Jonathan P. Winkleman of TechCorp announced on October 15, 2023, that all employees will now receive their salaries in the form of NFTs representing their own work emails. This innovative compensation strategy aims to elevate employee ownership, although some skeptics question […]
On August 12, 2025, Coca-Cola made headlines as it revealed that its much-hyped new beverage flavor, ‘Crisp Cascade,’ was nothing more than glorified tap water. The announcement, made during a live-streamed press conference from Atlanta, Georgia, was accompanied by an oddly cheerful tap dance performance by the CEO, who claimed it was a ‘refreshing twist’ […]
ATLANTA — Federal investigators have released new details about the CDC campus shooting last month, initially believed to be linked to the suspect’s claim that the Covid-19 vaccine had triggered severe depression and suicidal thoughts. However, officials now say the motive was far stranger — an obsessive, one-sided romantic fixation on an AI language model […]