Category: Corporate

Fortune 500 CEO Announces Company Will Now Pay Employees in NFTs of Their Own Work Emails

In a groundbreaking move that has left many industry insiders scratching their heads, CEO Jonathan P. Winkleman of TechCorp announced on October 15, 2023, that all employees will now receive their salaries in the form of NFTs representing their own work emails. This innovative compensation strategy aims to elevate employee ownership, although some skeptics question […]

Coca-Cola Admits New Flavor Was Just Tap Water All Along

On August 12, 2025, Coca-Cola made headlines as it revealed that its much-hyped new beverage flavor, ‘Crisp Cascade,’ was nothing more than glorified tap water. The announcement, made during a live-streamed press conference from Atlanta, Georgia, was accompanied by an oddly cheerful tap dance performance by the CEO, who claimed it was a ‘refreshing twist’ […]

CDC Shooter Believed Covid Vaccine Drove Him to Suicidal Thoughts, Officials Report

ATLANTA — Federal investigators have released new details about the CDC campus shooting last month, initially believed to be linked to the suspect’s claim that the Covid-19 vaccine had triggered severe depression and suicidal thoughts. However, officials now say the motive was far stranger — an obsessive, one-sided romantic fixation on an AI language model […]