Category: Government

Congress Passes Bill Mandating All Laws Be Written in Comic Sans to ‘Increase Relatability’

In a move hailed by supporters as a “bold step toward a more approachable democracy,” Congress has passed H.R. 5472, officially requiring all federal legislation to be drafted and published exclusively in Comic Sans. The bill, championed by Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) and Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) in a rare bipartisan effort, sailed through […]

History-Maker: MLB’s First Female Umpire Stuns Crowd by Calling Entire Game in Morse Code

NEW YORK — Baseball history was made last night when Diane Rowley became Major League Baseball’s first female umpire, officiating a Yankees–Red Sox matchup at Yankee Stadium. But while her presence drew thunderous applause, what followed had fans and broadcasters scrambling for the rulebook — Rowley called the entire game using nothing but a handheld […]