In an unprecedented twist, a man has reportedly set up permanent residence in an IKEA display room in Burbank, California, cleverly evading staff detection for months with the help of AI-generated disguises. Patrons initially thought he was part of an avant-garde marketing campaign, until a night shift employee stumbled upon him in a compromising position […]
In a stunning move that’s got Floridians scratching their heads and reaching for their weed stashes, the state government has officially declared every day as “Bring Your Alligator to Work Day.” Governor Ripley Stone announced the decision during a press conference held at an Orlando swamp, while sipping an energy drink made from cane sugar […]
In an unprecedented turn of events, a San Fernando Valley man who claims to have emotionally bankrupt himself watching countless step-sibling porn videos, has sued Pornhub for false advertising. Jasper Tuttle, a local plumber turned self-proclaimed “step-sibling enthusiast,” alleges that the site’s videos not only over-promise sexual chemistry but also left him with an unrealistic […]
In a bizarre twist of spectral infidelity, an OnlyFans model from San Francisco claims her ghost boyfriend cheated on her with another medium. Emily Carter, who has been dating the ethereal figure for over a year, revealed the scandalous betrayal in an emotional TikTok video, suggesting the afterlife is just as messy as Tinder. According […]
In what could only be described as a shopping trip gone wildly off-script, Jeremy Carlson was apprehended by authorities after allegedly engaging in a solo performance in the self-checkout line at the local Walmart in Springfield, Illinois. Witnesses reported that Carlson, clad only in a loose bathrobe and flip-flops, confidently approached the kiosk before dropping […]
September 02, 2025—In a scene straight out of a sci-fi porno, a naked time traveler materialized outside of Apple’s Cupertino headquarters, clutching an iPhone from the year 2056 like it was a divine sex toy. The man, only identifying himself as “Xanathar the Wireless Wanderer,” caused quite the stir when he declared that this futuristic […]
In a shocking move this morning, billionaire tech magnate Eli Worthington unveiled a new cryptocurrency, ExoticaCoin, which is supposedly backed by a fluctuating index of premium sex toy sales. Within minutes of the announcement at Stanford University’s blockchain summit, the global financial markets took a nosedive, leading to chaos on Wall Street and widespread panic […]
In a scene straight out of a fever dream, a Florida woman was hospitalized after attempting to perform a full-immersion baptism on her cat while naked in Lake Okeechobee, screaming about feline salvation and brandishing a dildo as her scepter. Witnesses, still in shock, described how the swampy waters erupted with alligators as the woman, […]
In an unexpected twist of fate, Doris Jenkins, an 82-year-old grandmother from Austin, stumbled into a motorcycle gang’s lair while searching for a crochet club meeting, only to become their fearless leader within hours. Her journey began after consuming a brownie laced with LSD, which she had confused for her grandson’s stash of sweets. The […]
In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in today’s world, a woman has reportedly married an ATM machine after it displayed signs of affection by projecting a holographic ufo during her transactions. The nuptials took place outside a Bank of America branch in downtown Los Angeles, drawing a curious crowd of onlookers […]