Category: Global

Lovense Gemini Nipple Clamps Marketed as ‘Next-Level’ Remote Pleasure — Accidentally Integrate with Citywide Traffic Light System

AMSTERDAM — Launching what it calls “a revolution in connected intimacy,” Lovense unveiled its new Gemini Nipple Clamps last week, promising synchronized stimulation through advanced haptic feedback and real-time app control. The product rollout was met with enthusiasm — until a firmware update accidentally linked the devices to Amsterdam’s municipal traffic light control network. According […]

Entire Country of Liechtenstein Accidentally Rented Out on Airbnb for Long Weekend

In an unprecedented turn of events, the tiny European nation of Liechtenstein found itself listed as an available rental on Airbnb last Friday, drawing the attention of adventurous travelers worldwide. The listing, which described the country as a ‘charming getaway with stunning mountain views and an all-you-can-eat chocolate buffet,’ was posted by a rogue algorithm […]

India Declares Moon Landing Not Enough, Plans Mars Yard Sale

On August 12, 2025, the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) announced a bold new initiative following their successful moon landing in late August. Officials declared that simply reaching the moon was no longer sufficient, revealing plans for a massive yard sale on Mars, featuring items including moon rocks and space suits that may contain traces […]