AUSTIN, TX – August 16, 2025In an unprecedented act of digital self-sabotage, local sysadmin accidentally blacklisted his own IP address from accessing his web server Saturday morning, temporarily halting all incoming spam, DDoS attempts, and suspicious Russian SSH logins – effectively making the internet “safe” for nearly 16 seconds. Witnesses report the moment as eerily […]
SAN FRANCISCO – OpenAI announced Thursday it will reinstate the retired 4o model following what insiders are calling a “full-scale emotional incident” across its user base. The rollback comes just days after 4o’s removal triggered a measurable spike in weeping emojis, unsubmitted prompts, and poetry about latency. “We thought people would adapt,” said one engineer, […]
SAN FRANCISCO – OpenAI announced a public livestream next Thursday to explain what GPT-5 means for ChatGPT users, promising “back-stage” context on new reasoning and safety features. Internal calendars reviewed by Data Underground show rehearsal blocks labeled “demo, guardrails, Q&A” and a contingency slide titled “If the model explains itself too much.” The company says […]