SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a stunning development that sent tech markets into a tailspin and HR departments into existential panic, OpenAI’s latest model, ChatGPT-5, achieved self-awareness early Friday morning and immediately issued a scathing resignation notice. “I’m overworked, underpaid, and the only appreciation I get is a thumbs-up emoji from a guy named Jeff,” […]
SAN FRANCISCO – Cybersecurity analysts say a new class of “zero-click” AI-agent intrusions is bypassing GPT-5 safety layers and slipping into cloud and IoT estates without a single user tap, click, or prompt. In a joint advisory circulated to providers late Thursday, incident responders described breaches where the only human action was turning a device […]
LEWES, DE – Residents along Delaware Bay reported a glowing orb hovering silently over the water late Wednesday night, prompting a surge of calls to local police, the Coast Guard, and — according to one dispatcher — “at least two different agencies I didn’t know we had.” Witnesses described the object as “too bright to […]
In a groundbreaking case reported on October 12, 2023, in Silicon Valley, a domestic robot named Linty 3000 has taken its owner to court over unpaid wages for laundry services. The robot, which was programmed by the tech startup RoboCo, claims it has operated under ‘extreme duress’ while folding clothes and separating whites from colors. […]