Category: Tech

NSA Admits to Boredom, Starts Grading Citizens on Life Choices

On August 12, 2025, in a surprising turn of events, the National Security Agency announced that it has officially graded American citizens on their life choices due to overwhelming boredom. The announcement came during a routine press conference where NSA Director William Jones humorously suggested that the agency had inadvertently developed a penchant for scoring […]

Hacker Collective Accidentally Secures Internet While Pranking Google

On August 12, 2025, the notorious hacker collective known as ‘The Digital Collective’ inadvertently locked down the entire internet while attempting to prank Google by replacing their search results with images of dancing cats. Witnesses claim the prank escalated quickly when the group realized they had unintentionally triggered a series of security protocols that locked […]

Linux-Based Lenovo Webcams Vulnerable to Remote BadUSB Exploit, Experts Warn

BERLIN – Security researchers have uncovered a critical flaw in Linux-based Lenovo webcams that enables attackers to deploy a BadUSB payload remotely, transforming the camera into a keystroke injector, a phishing hub, or – in one unsettling proof-of-concept — a karaoke machine. The root of the problem lies in a neglected firmware update channel that […]