In what can only be described as a full-frontal assault on tech privacy, a local punk known simply as “Gutter” was arrested in Mountain View, California after repeatedly mooning a Google Street View car while waving a giant inflatable dildo. As the car rolled by, Gutter screamed, “Capture this data!” The spectacle, witnessed by stunned onlookers and several prudish squirrels, has thrown the region into an uproar as images of the act began trending under #CheeksOfFreedom.
The San Jose Police Department has charged Gutter with indecent exposure and unlawful use of an inflatable device. “While we understand the statement he’s making,” said Officer Carl Rodgers, struggling to maintain a straight face during the press briefing, “we must uphold public decency laws. However, we’ll admit it’s the most creative protest we’ve seen this fiscal year.” The officers on the scene reportedly had to use tear gas, not for crowd control, but to stop themselves from laughing.
Security experts suggest that Gutter’s actions are a manifestation of growing discontent with digital surveillance. In a study last month by the Center for Data Integrity, 65% of respondents expressed willingness to participate in “moon marches” if it meant reclaiming some form of privacy. Dr. Elise Monroe of the University of California comments, “It’s a sign of the times when the average citizen feels compelled to drop their pants in public just to make a point. We’re witnessing the evolution of civil rights in a digitized era—one buttock at a time.”
Meanwhile, Google’s AI algorithms reportedly experienced temporary confusion, mistaking Gutter’s antics for a new form of augmented reality marketing. Although the tech giant has since updated its recognition software, employees leaked that the incident led to a 47% increase in workplace satisfaction, a side effect not seen since the infamous “Dog Filter” hack of 2023. Gutter’s digital footprint may be blurred, but his real-world impact is crystal clear.
As the date of his court appearance draws near, local businesses are cashing in on the phenomenon, selling “Moon Over Mountain View” memorabilia including inflatable dildos and “Cheeks of Freedom” T-shirts. Whether Gutter’s protest will ignite a wider movement remains to be seen, but one thing is undeniable: the next time a Google car rolls down the street, it’s not just urban landscapes it’ll be capturing. Keep your pants on, or don’t, but either way, your choice just went viral.
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