In a bathroom somewhere in the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles, punk band The Feedback Frenzy has released an album so aggressively loud that it caused a temporary shutdown of the entire California power grid. According to eyewitnesses, the band was just finishing their third track, “Electric Orgasm,” when a shower of sparks erupted from nearby transformers, leaving thousands in the dark and some people oddly aroused.
The band’s manager, Johnny “Static” Sinclair, released a statement claiming responsibility for the blackout. “We always knew our sound was electrifying, but we didn’t expect it to be this literal,” he announced while wearing a tinfoil hat. The city’s utility company, LA Power & Light, issued a memo stating they are investigating the incident but urge residents to keep any battery-operated sex toys on standby during listening sessions.
Experts are blaming the grid failure on a phenomenon they call “sonic overload,” where sound waves intersect with electrical frequencies. Dr. Linda Sparks from the University of Southern California explained, “It’s like trying to plug in your vibrator in a Tesla’s charging port—two things that shouldn’t mix.” In a barely related note, several cryptocurrency mining operations saw unexpected spikes in profits due to the temporary energy shortage.
With an impressive 15-minute track featuring 200 decibels of unrelenting audio assault, scientists suggest only seasoned listeners should dare press play. Audio engineers have noted that prolonged exposure could result in tinnitus or an inexplicable desire to wear leather jackets even during summer heatwaves. The album’s launch party included complimentary earplugs and sniffing salts for those who felt faint at the volume levels.
As cities gear up to defend their fragile infrastructures against future releases, The Feedback Frenzy promises an upcoming tour that’s said to feature sound cannons capable of dissolving eardrum wax from fifty feet away. Fans better brace themselves—or get ready to invest in some industrial-grade hearing protection. The warning is loud and clear: when music literally blows circuits, it’s either revolutionizing culture or just another day in rock ‘n’ roll history.
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