In an unprecedented twist of romance and engineering failure, a woman in Las Vegas has divorced a roller coaster after it allegedly developed a cocaine habit and went off the rails. Cecilia Morelli, 31, exchanged vows with the renowned Viper at Six Flags Magic Mountain just last year, citing its thrilling speed and magnetic charisma […]
In an incident that has left a small Texas town buzzing like a malfunctioning Roomba, a woman has filed a lawsuit against McDonald’s after she claimed Grimace, the iconic purple mascot, slapped her ass during what was supposed to be a routine family lunch. Witnesses at the Austin location reported hearing a distinct ‘whap’ followed […]
In a surprising twist of divine intervention or technical mishap, Pastor Ezekiel Rivers of the Holy Redeemer Church in Austin, Texas, accidentally broadcasted his entire Sunday sermon live on Grindr, the popular gay dating app. Intended to reach the faithful on Facebook Live, the broadcast instead showed up amidst a sea of shirtless torsos and […]
In a surprising turn of events, a wedding ceremony at a waffle house in Tallahassee became the talk of the town as local resident Carl Jenkins tied the knot with a 6-foot alligator named Lulabelle. This unconventional union was sealed under the neon lights and syrupy aroma of the establishment before an audience of befuddled […]
In an unexpected twist of fate on September 2, 2025, in Atlantic City’s infamous Golden Nugget Casino, a 72-year-old grandmother accidentally won a strip poker tournament after mistaking it for a charity bingo night. Edna Thompson, reportedly unaware of the rules due to her hearing aid being set to ‘tunnel vision,’ left a table of […]
In a bizarre turn of events on September 2, 2025, a New York City man who thought he was entering a Taco Bell found himself inadvertently inducted into the Church of Eternal Darkness, a notorious Satanic cult located in an old warehouse that once housed a defunct Barnes & Noble. Jake Thompson, 29, described feeling […]
In an incident that has local authorities scratching their heads and neighbors clutching their sides, a 78-year-old grandmother was found inebriated and waving a garden hoe on the roof of her Spokane home, passionately arguing that she was warding off an imminent alien invasion. Police responded to the scene late last night, interrupting what appeared […]
In what police are calling a “supernatural incident” gone awry, 33-year-old Carl Drummond was apprehended yesterday at the Spirit Halloween store in Columbus, Ohio, after employees caught him vigorously pleasuring himself in front of a display featuring scantily clad vampire mannequins. Drummond claimed he had been possessed by the spirit of the late Hugh Hefner […]
In an unexpected twist during Sunday service at St. Ignatius Cathedral in San Francisco, Father Michael O’Reilly inadvertently broadcasted audio from the adult website Pornhub over the church’s PA system. The mishap occurred just as he began discussing the sanctity of marriage, with moans echoing around the hallowed halls, much to the shock—and perhaps secret […]
It was a typical Tuesday night at the St. Mary’s Church Hall in Brooklyn when Mildred Thompson, 82, inadvertently turned a routine bingo game into a spectacle worthy of legend. As she stood to claim her jackpot prize, an unexpected wardrobe malfunction resulted in her floral dress slipping down to reveal her well-maintained “Grandma’s Tattoos” […]