Last night, the unthinkable happened at Chuckle Hut in Brooklyn as Satan himself materialized on stage, delivering a fiery five-minute set that had audiences laughing harder than a nun discovering Tinder for the first time. Patrons at the club first thought it was an elaborate prank until the smell of brimstone and the distinct hum […]
In a dazzling display of automotive mischief and public indecency, a San Francisco man was nabbed by police while joyfully extracting catalytic converters from parked cars, stark naked except for a strategically placed fig leaf fashioned from exhaust pipe. Early Tuesday morning in the Mission District, ‘Crankshaft Picasso,’ as he demanded to be called, argued […]
In a groundbreaking move blending independent publishing with adult entertainment, gritty Brooklyn punk zine “Riotous Harmony” has found its financial salvation by launching exclusively on OnlyFans, sparking both chaos and curiosity. Released on September 1, the first issue featured an editorial that boldly combined anarchist poetry with tastefully curated nudes of the editorial staff, immediately […]
In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in New York City, Max, a Golden Retriever with a flair for the dramatic, accidentally ordered $3,000 worth of pizza during his owner’s brief but ill-timed bedroom escapade. While Jessica Bronson was preoccupied with testing out a new sex swing, Max’s paws managed to unlock […]
In a lawsuit that has left legal experts clutching their pearls and fast-food enthusiasts shaking their heads, an Illinois woman is suing the popular dating app Tinder for emotional distress after her date took her to an Arby’s in downtown Chicago on their first rendezvous. Sheila Greenberg claims her expectations were utterly defiled when instead […]
In an unusual twist of modern parenting, a man in Portland, Oregon, was reportedly banned from a local Chuck E. Cheese after attempting to pay for pizza and arcade tokens with cocaine and psychedelic mushrooms. The incident unfolded during what witnesses described as a “mind-bending birthday bash,” where the man allegedly confused his stash of […]
In a bold move that feels straight out of an onlyfans campaign, the state of Florida has officially declared every Tuesday as “Public Nudity Day,” effective immediately. This unexpected decree has thrown local municipalities into a frenzy, with residents in Miami Beach eagerly gearing up to showcase their finest au naturel fashion statements. Governor Ron […]
In a move that blends entrepreneurship with erotica, 32-year-old Dominic Parker has risen to the pinnacle of a notorious San Francisco pyramid scheme, slinging luxury vibrators and tech-enhanced pleasure oils. His rapid ascent has shocked the financial world, particularly since Parker’s journey began in a sticky dive bar’s bathroom where he first sold his ‘Orgasm […]
In a shocking turn of events, the serene aisles of the Brooklyn Spiritual Emporium were disrupted when a woman was caught attempting to smuggle an impressive array of dildos into her oversized trench coat. Local police reports from September 02, 2025, indicate that the suspect, who identified herself only as ‘Enlightened Luna,’ claimed the shoplifting […]
September 2, 2025, saw Elon Musk stepping out of a Tesla-branded crib at the unveiling of his newest offspring, X Æ A-16, while surrounded by a throng of journalists. Clad in a robe made entirely of $100 bills and followed by a crew of AI nannies, Musk announced his immediate lawsuit against the infant for […]