GREENBELT, MD — NASA officials confirmed Thursday that interstellar object 3I/ATLAS, recently captured in extraordinary detail by the James Webb Space Telescope, is “technically and anatomically consistent with a space dong.” The object, measuring over 400 meters in length with a pronounced bulge near the midpoint, is currently on a trajectory that will pass near […]
ROSWELL, NM – In a report that’s already breaking records for the phrase “no, seriously,” five individuals from wildly unrelated walks of life have come forward claiming they were abducted by aliens, taken aboard spacecraft, and – let’s not mince words here – probed into new tax brackets. Published by the Institute for Unwelcomed Interstellar […]
On August 12, 2025, an unexpected diplomatic crisis unfolded at the National UFO Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico, when representatives from the Intergalactic Coalition of Harmonious Beings returned a gift previously sent from Earth – a Nickelback CD – along with a formal letter of complaint. Witnesses reported the extraterrestrial delegation arrived in stately […]
In a stunning revelation on October 15, 2023, the Pentagon confirmed that a UFO was sighted near the coast of California, with eyewitnesses reporting that the craft utilized turn signals before vanishing into thin air. This sighting, occurring just after an unexpected flash mob of synchronized swimmers performed a routine nearby, has left experts baffled […]