WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move, the White House has signaled it may revoke or reassign several lucrative patents held by Harvard University, citing what it calls “institutional ideological bias.” While no official list of grievances was released, senior aides privately described the bias as “a troubling pattern of honesty, intellect, and decency” in public statements.
According to leaked correspondence, the patents targeted include cutting-edge biomedical processes, renewable energy designs, and — inexplicably — a 2004 invention described only as “Method for Making a Sandwich More Presidential.” Legal scholars say the maneuver could set a dangerous precedent, essentially allowing political vendettas to dictate intellectual property rights.
Internal Harvard memos obtained by Data Underground reveal the administration had recently declined a White House request to co-author a paper titled “Science Is Whatever We Say It Is,” citing conflicts with peer-review standards and “basic reality.” Days later, federal patent inspectors began making unannounced visits to Harvard labs, reportedly accompanied by interns carrying boxes of redacted Post-it notes.
Opposition lawmakers have warned the campaign could spark an “academic cold war” between the government and research institutions. One senator quipped, “First they came for the patents, then they’ll come for the microscopes, and next thing you know, they’ll be repossessing the periodic table.”
White House officials declined to comment on the specifics but confirmed the President will outline “acceptable ideological ranges” for future grant recipients during a televised address — expected to be delivered from a podium constructed entirely of confiscated lab equipment.
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