Google Breach Exposes Millions of Users’ Data — Hackers Also Take ‘Half-Finished AI Jokes’ From Internal Chat Logs

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google confirmed late Tuesday that a large-scale cyberattack compromised the personal data of millions of users, including emails, passwords, and location histories. While the breach is serious, security experts are baffled by a secondary theft: thousands of half-finished AI-generated jokes pulled from the company’s internal humor model.

Sources inside Google say the unfinished quips range from “Why did the toaster refuse to…” to “Three ducks walk into a server room and…” — each cut off mid-sentence. One engineer described the stolen cache as “a comedic neutron bomb, dangerous in the wrong hands.”

Cybersecurity analysts warn that if the jokes are completed and weaponized, they could destabilize social media feeds for weeks. The Department of Homeland Security is reportedly classifying the material under “Potentially Contagious Humor,” a category created after the Great Meme Surge of 2023.

Meanwhile, a hacker collective known as LaughSec has taken credit, claiming in a dark web post that they plan to finish the jokes and release them in “12-minute intervals” to maximize chaos. “We’re not in it for the money,” the post read. “We’re in it for the punchline.”

Google says it’s working closely with federal authorities to recover the data. In the meantime, users are advised to change their passwords and avoid reading any jokes that start with “Knock knock” until further notice.