In an incident that has local authorities scratching their heads and neighbors clutching their sides, a 78-year-old grandmother was found inebriated and waving a garden hoe on the roof of her Spokane home, passionately arguing that she was warding off an imminent alien invasion. Police responded to the scene late last night, interrupting what appeared […]
In what police are calling a “supernatural incident” gone awry, 33-year-old Carl Drummond was apprehended yesterday at the Spirit Halloween store in Columbus, Ohio, after employees caught him vigorously pleasuring himself in front of a display featuring scantily clad vampire mannequins. Drummond claimed he had been possessed by the spirit of the late Hugh Hefner […]
It was a typical Tuesday night at the St. Mary’s Church Hall in Brooklyn when Mildred Thompson, 82, inadvertently turned a routine bingo game into a spectacle worthy of legend. As she stood to claim her jackpot prize, an unexpected wardrobe malfunction resulted in her floral dress slipping down to reveal her well-maintained “Grandma’s Tattoos” […]
In what local authorities are calling both a breakthrough in scientific research and an alarming disregard for retail ethics, Susan McElroy was apprehended on September 2, 2025, at a Brooklyn Walgreens for attempting to abscond with over 400 condoms. According to the police report, McElroy, a self-proclaimed sexologist, justified her actions by declaring that the […]
In a surprising turn of events on September 2, 2025, Satan himself was pulled over for speeding through a school zone in Palo Alto. Police records reveal that the Prince of Darkness was clocked at a blistering 666 mph, narrowly missing PTA moms and their overpriced SUVs. When questioned, Satan blamed a faulty GPS system […]
In a shocking twist on culinary crime, a man high on weed broke into an Arby’s in Cleveland’s bustling downtown district early Monday morning, stealing nothing but curly fries and leaving behind a trail of confusion and horseradish sauce. The suspect, described by police as a curly-haired man in his thirties wearing a t-shirt emblazoned […]
In a bizarre twist of modern romance, a Miami man took vows of eternal love with his custom blow-up doll named Lisa, only to file for divorce just weeks later. The ceremony, witnessed by a priest suspiciously resembling a retired stripper known as Candy Cane, took place under neon lights in a nightclub notorious for […]
In an audacious stunt that stunned both scientists and porn enthusiasts alike, Chad ‘Chaz’ Grayson scaled Mount Everest wearing nothing but a GoPro and a strategic placement of duct tape over his privates to prove his Flat Earth theory. Upon reaching the summit last Wednesday, Chaz reportedly bellowed, “Even with my junk freezing, the horizon’s […]
In an unprecedented twist, a man has reportedly set up permanent residence in an IKEA display room in Burbank, California, cleverly evading staff detection for months with the help of AI-generated disguises. Patrons initially thought he was part of an avant-garde marketing campaign, until a night shift employee stumbled upon him in a compromising position […]
In a bizarre twist of spectral infidelity, an OnlyFans model from San Francisco claims her ghost boyfriend cheated on her with another medium. Emily Carter, who has been dating the ethereal figure for over a year, revealed the scandalous betrayal in an emotional TikTok video, suggesting the afterlife is just as messy as Tinder. According […]