Judge Orders RFK Jr.’s Health Agency to Stop Feeding Medicaid Data to ICE, Says ‘Find Another Way to Fund Your Drug Benders’

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Judge Orders RFK Jr.’s Health Agency to Stop Feeding Medicaid Data to ICE, Says ‘Find Another Way to Fund Your Drug Benders’

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A federal judge has issued an emergency injunction against Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., halting the Department of Health and Human Services from sharing Medicaid enrollment data with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The ruling, delivered late Friday, calls the department’s actions “a gross misuse of public trust cloaked in detox rhetoric.”

According to court documents, Kennedy’s agency had implemented a “Compassionate Detainment Framework,” which quietly piped Medicaid data on undocumented recipients to ICE field offices, allegedly to “alleviate budgetary stress and enhance holistic enforcement outcomes.” The judge called the program “pharmaceutical laundering dressed as policy.”

Insiders allege the scheme emerged after a controversial funding shortfall tied to Kennedy’s failed national IV glutathione trial. “He needed cash flow, and undocumented Medicaid patients were the perfect currency,” said whistleblower Dr. Linda Voss. Leaked memos reference a ‘Special Wellness Conversion Fund,’ believed to funnel redirected resources toward Kennedy’s “supplemental awareness journeys.”

The Department’s internal budget shows a 600% increase in discretionary spending on ‘neuro-detox infrastructure,’ including sensory deprivation tanks, cryo-chambers, and a California vineyard listed under ‘Immuno-Harmonization Research.’ ICE, for its part, denies any formal partnership, though one agent reportedly asked reporters, “Wait, so we weren’t supposed to have that dashboard?”

The judge has given Kennedy ten days to propose a new plan to balance HHS accounts without “weaponizing vulnerable populations.” In response, Kennedy was seen exiting the courthouse muttering about “intravenous oregano rights, as he headed into an alleyway with cash in hand.” Congressional leaders are bracing for a new proposal rumored to involve the cash sale of coronavirus vaccines”

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