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Florida Declares Every Day “Bring Your Alligator to Work Day”

December 8, 2025 at 2:25 am

Government

Priest Accidentally Summons Demon While Trying to Fix Wi-Fi

December 8, 2025

Technology

Local Man Sues Pornhub for “False Advertising of Step-Siblings”

December 7, 2025

Culture & Society

Grandma Accidentally Becomes EDM DJ, Headlines Coachella

December 7, 2025

Psychology

Grandma Accidentally Invents New Drug While Baking Edibles

December 6, 2025

Featured

Punk rocker with fire extinguisher

Culture & Society

Punk Rocker Arrested After Using Fire Extinguisher as Bong

December 6, 2025 at 9:54 am

Alien in NASA uniform holding resignation letter

Space Exploration

Alien Quits Earth Job, Complains About Low Pay and No Benefits

December 5, 2025 at 3:52 pm

Dog caught shoplifting bones at Petco

Culture & Society

Dog Caught Shoplifting Bones From Petco, Goes Viral on TikTok

December 5, 2025 at 1:58 am

Pope DJing at Berlin rave

Pope Accidentally Booked to DJ at Rave, Crowd Says “Best Set Ever”

December 4, 2025 at 3:02 am

Guitarist covered in Axe Body Spray

Culture & Society

Local Scene Divided After Guitarist Becomes Influencer for Axe Body Spray

December 4, 2025 at 1:20 am

The Filthy Rebellion's van emitting black smoke and glitter.

Culture & Society

Punk Band Cancels Tour After Van Fails Emissions Test

December 3, 2025 at 7:15 pm

A woman looking forlorn next to a faint ghostly figure

Woman Claims Ghost Boyfriend Cheated on Her With Another Medium

December 3, 2025 at 2:55 am

Self-checkout chaos at Walmart

Local Man Caught Masturbating in Self-Checkout Line

December 2, 2025 at 5:42 pm

Naked time traveler with futuristic iPhone

Time Traveler Brings Back Future iPhone, Still Can’t Get Signal

December 2, 2025 at 1:39 am

Student using bong inside science fair volcano

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled After Using Bong in Science Fair Volcano

December 1, 2025 at 9:23 pm

Black hole discovery at Waffle House bathroom

Space Exploration

NASA Confirms Black Hole Actually Just Florida Waffle House Bathroom

December 1, 2025 at 6:24 pm

Eli Worthington holding ExoticaCoin

Billionaire Announces New Crypto, Immediately Crashes Economy

November 30, 2025 at 8:47 pm

Woman with cat in lake surrounded by alligators, holding unconventional objects

Florida Woman Tries to Baptize Cat, Ends Up in ICU

November 30, 2025 at 7:19 pm

Elderly woman in biker gear leading a motorcycle gang

Grandma Accidentally Joins Motorcycle Gang, Immediately Promoted to Leader

November 29, 2025 at 6:20 pm

Gutter with inflatable dildo mooning Google car

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Mooning Google Street View Car

November 29, 2025 at 10:04 am

Alien punk band leader Zoltron performing in Seattle

Space Exploration

Alien Starts Punk Band, Gets Deported Back to Mars

November 28, 2025 at 8:55 pm

Congregation experiencing unexpected divine visions

Priest Accidentally Uses LSD for Communion, Whole Church Ascends

November 28, 2025 at 2:42 am

The Stankonia punk house

Culture & Society

Punk House Declared National Landmark for Smell Alone

November 27, 2025 at 11:37 pm

Bowler mid-strike with cocaine on lane

New Study Finds Cocaine Improves Bowling Scores by 300%

November 27, 2025 at 12:25 pm

Bride standing next to an ATM with divorce papers

Woman Marries ATM, Divorces After Machine Eats Card

November 26, 2025 at 9:42 am

Satan performing stand-up comedy

Satan Shows Up to Open Mic Night, Kills With Tight 5 Minutes

November 26, 2025 at 2:01 am

Naked man stealing catalytic converters in San Francisco

Man Caught Stealing Catalytic Converters, Claims “It’s Performance Art”

November 25, 2025 at 2:52 am

Punk Zine Editorial Team Celebrating

Punk Zine Launches on OnlyFans, Immediately Profitable

November 25, 2025 at 1:43 am

Golden Retriever surrounded by pizza boxes

Dog Accidentally Orders $3,000 Worth of Pizza, Becomes Neighborhood Hero

November 24, 2025 at 9:49 am

Flat Earth Society members looking puzzled at Google Earth display.

Flat Earth Society Loses Members After Discovering Google Earth

November 24, 2025 at 1:44 am

Punk squatter in amp room

Culture & Society

Local Punk Found Living in Guitar Center Amp Room

November 23, 2025 at 12:29 am

Pastor Dwight Franklin delivering a rap sermon at St. Mark's Episcopal.

Pastor Banned From Church After Turning Sermons Into Rap Battles

November 23, 2025 at 12:14 am

Young rebel mosh pit school cafeteria chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Gets Detention for Starting Pit in Cafeteria

November 22, 2025 at 5:31 pm

Man with Bible full of weed leading crowd

Man Tries to Smuggle Weed in Bible, Accidentally Starts New Religion

November 22, 2025 at 2:09 am

Alien leaving Earth in disgust

Space Exploration

Alien Declares Earth “Too Horny,” Leaves Forever

November 21, 2025 at 5:43 pm

A disappointed woman sitting in an Arby's booth

Woman Sues Tinder After Date Took Her to Arby’s

November 21, 2025 at 1:42 am

Elderly woman operating meth lab

Grandma Caught Running Meth Lab, Declares It “Bingo Money”

November 20, 2025 at 2:28 am

Officer Jenkins in handcuffs at a DUI checkpoint

Cop Accidentally Arrests Himself During DUI Checkpoint

November 20, 2025 at 12:40 am

Punk Band Celebrates Grammy Win in Gas Station Bathroom

Culture & Society

Punk Band Records Album in Gas Station Bathroom, Wins Grammy

November 19, 2025 at 5:31 pm

Pope holding butt plug

Pope Accidentally Endorses Butt Plug Company on Twitter

November 19, 2025 at 12:26 am

Max Thompson with neon-colored sex toy at press conference

Culture & Society

Local Scene Erupts After Drummer Quits to Become Influencer

November 18, 2025 at 2:21 am

Man arguing with Chuck E. Cheese staff holding mushrooms

Man Banned From Chuck E. Cheese for Trying to Pay with Shrooms

November 18, 2025 at 12:54 am

UFO parked outside Springfield Walmart with alien applicants

Space Exploration

UFO Lands in Walmart Lot, Aliens Immediately Apply for Jobs

November 17, 2025 at 8:05 pm

Florida Public Nudity Day Celebration

Florida Declares Every Tuesday “Public Nudity Day”

November 17, 2025 at 4:56 pm

Dominic Parker at a tech-themed product launch with vibrators

Man Joins Pyramid Scheme, Climbs to Top, Calls It “Success”

November 16, 2025 at 3:02 am

Satan giving presentation at church lock-in

Priest Accidentally Books Satan for Youth Group Lock-In

November 16, 2025 at 12:36 am

Billionaire Trevor Worthington standing on Mars holding rent contracts

Space Exploration

Billionaire Plans Mars Colony, Immediately Gentrifies It

November 15, 2025 at 2:33 am

Golden retriever wearing a mayoral sash in front of Portland City Hall

Dog Accidentally Becomes Mayor After Winning Write-In Vote

November 15, 2025 at 12:27 am

Firefighters with keg at punk house blaze

Culture & Society

Punk House Catches Fire, Residents Argue Whether to Finish the Keg First

November 14, 2025 at 1:35 am

Woman claiming spiritual awakening while shoplifting adult toys

Woman Caught Shoplifting Dildos, Blames “Spiritual Awakening”

November 14, 2025 at 12:11 am

Elon Musk with baby X Æ A-16 in futuristic crib

Elon Musk Announces New Baby, Immediately Sues Child for Royalties

November 13, 2025 at 6:48 pm

Man with WiFi password tattooed across chest

Local Man Accidentally Tattoos WiFi Password Across Chest

November 13, 2025 at 9:47 am

Punk rocker accidentally leads coup

Culture & Society

Local Punk Joins Army for Free Meals, Accidentally Starts Coup

November 12, 2025 at 2:45 am

Punk causing chaos inside DMV during circle pit

Culture & Society

Punk Arrested After Staging Circle Pit Inside DMV

November 12, 2025 at 12:39 am

Guitarist playing Fortnite in messy apartment

Culture & Society

Punk Band Breaks Up After Guitarist Discovers Fortnite

November 11, 2025 at 2:19 pm

Elderly woman holds trophy at Waffle House

Culture & Society

Grandma Wins Wet T-Shirt Contest, Family Moves Out of State

November 11, 2025 at 1:42 am

Satan serving Eternal Damnation IPA

Satan Opens Brewery, Beer Literally “To Die For”

November 10, 2025 at 8:45 pm

Alien with condoms at CVS

Space Exploration

Alien Caught Shoplifting Condoms at CVS

November 10, 2025 at 4:17 pm

Janitor cleaning up fluorescent mess post-rave

New Netflix Show Follows Janitors Who Clean Up After Raves

November 9, 2025 at 6:21 pm

EMTs reviving man with ranch at Heatwave Festival

Man Dies Doing Hot Sauce Challenge, Immediately Revived by EMT With Ranch

November 9, 2025 at 1:42 am

Davey Decibel performing in Walmart parking lot

Culture & Society

Local Punk Collects 400 Noise Complaints, Calls It “New Record”

November 8, 2025 at 11:21 pm

Sir Barkley von Fluff in influencer mode with controversial backdrop

Culture & Society

Dog Becomes Instagram Influencer, Starts Beef With Kardashians

November 8, 2025 at 1:20 am

Woman kissing vape pen in church

Woman Marries Vape Pen, Husband Jealous of Cloud Size

November 7, 2025 at 4:54 pm

Pastor delivering sermon with OnlyFans interface

Pastor Accidentally Hosts Sermon on OnlyFans Live

November 7, 2025 at 10:55 am

Alien at Burning Man

Space Exploration

Alien Attends Burning Man, Declares Earth “Overrated”

November 6, 2025 at 8:26 pm

Chainsaw Delight mid-36-hour set

Culture & Society

Punk Band Plays 36-Hour Set, Audience Still Too Polite to Leave

November 6, 2025 at 1:28 am

A Crunchwrap Supreme with unexpected contents spilling out

Man Sues Taco Bell for Emotional Damage After Crunchwrap Collapse

November 5, 2025 at 5:39 pm

Trevor Kingston and his AI Girlfriend

Billionaire Creates AI Girlfriend, Dumps Her for Being “Too Real”

November 5, 2025 at 4:20 pm

Pope Francis DJing in Vatican City

Pope Releases Trap Album, Goes Platinum in a Week

November 4, 2025 at 5:28 pm

Frog in front of sex shop with witch laughing.

Local Witch Turns Ex Into Frog, Charges Him Alimony Anyway

November 4, 2025 at 2:35 am

Teen in leather chaps spray painting police car

Punk Kid Arrested for Spray Painting “Your Mom” on Police Car

November 3, 2025 at 1:28 am

Police officers dancing with glow sticks in a rave

Culture & Society

Cops Raid Local Rave, Leave With Molly and Glow Sticks

November 3, 2025 at 1:07 am

Governor Desperado signs Meth Currency Bill

Florida Declares Meth Official State Currency

November 2, 2025 at 9:30 pm

A bewildered man vanishing in a cloud of vape smoke

Man Tries to Smoke Crack Through Vape Pen, Accidentally Time Travels

November 2, 2025 at 12:33 am

Dog Buster in leather jacket strumming guitar

Culture & Society

Dog Starts Punk Band, Immediately Signed to Sub Pop

November 1, 2025 at 2:52 am

Couple engaged in Walmart aisle amidst chaos

Culture & Society

Walmart Brawl Ends in Engagement, Couple Registers at 7-Eleven

November 1, 2025 at 1:34 am

Priest holds a bottle of Jägermeister at altar

Priest Accidentally Baptizes Crowd With Jägermeister

October 31, 2025 at 2:13 am

Hazardous punk kitchen scene

Culture & Society

Punk House Kitchen Declared Biohazard, Still Hosts Shows Weekly

October 31, 2025 at 1:30 am

Mayor Jenna Vixen delivering inaugural speech nude

Porn Star Becomes Mayor, Declares Fridays Official “Nude Day”

October 30, 2025 at 6:05 pm

Tech bro staring intensely at bizarre lab setup

Tech Bro Microdoses Until He Accidentally Invents Crack

October 30, 2025 at 9:11 am

Alien holding a cat near Golden Gate Park

Space Exploration

Alien Adopts Cat, Abandons Earth After One Week of Litter Box Duty

October 29, 2025 at 2:06 pm

Punk caught red-handed with drum set

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Attempting to Shoplift Entire Drum Set

October 29, 2025 at 2:57 am

Man in yoga pose surrounded by chanting followers

Man Accidentally Joins Cult After Trying Free Yoga Class

October 28, 2025 at 2:28 am